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. I m worried for the calendar because its days are numbered. Waking up on a Monday morning. The teacher woke him up. I have a fear of elevators but Ive started taking steps to avoid it.

If you look at it on the bright side Monday only comes once a week. Dad can you put my shoes on No I dont think theyll fit me Why cant a nose be 12 inches long. The following jokes belong to our favorite dad jokes. Big Monday Black Monday Blue Monday Clean Monday Ash Monday Cyber Monday Easter Monday also Bright Monday.

Im so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. Dad jokes in 2022. Justice is a dish best served cold.

Dear Math its time to grow up and solve your own problems. Everyone likes to have a laugh from time to time but when it comes to those classic dad jokes that you hear once in a while they can either raise the roof or bring the house. The bright side. Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club.

And by good we obviously mean bad. Today Im attaching a. Put some boogie in it. On a Monday morning a mother went in to wake up her son.

How do you make a Kleenex dance. I have a fear of speed bumps. I asked my partner if I was the only one sheshes been with. I only know 25 letters of the alphabetI dont know y.

Hi hungry Im Dad. 32Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday - those were the days. They left a sweet note on my windshield that said parking fine. Quite often people will say Ill call you later to imply that they are going to call someone on the phone later on.

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100 Best Dad Jokes Creative and Eye-Rolling Puns Lets admit it we all heard a joke from our dads. Best dad joke one-liners. It takes a certain kind of humor to truly appreciate a good solid dad joke in 2022. I dont think you should be happy.

Days of the week Monday. Ill call you later. I was addicted to soap. Because then it would be a foot What does a lemon say when it answers.

Dads have been telling these jokes that are often not funny frequently come in the form of a pun and it has become so frequent and they are so similar that the term Dad. 31Monday isnt that bad - just 48 hours ago it was a sadder-day. Look on the bright side at least Mondays only happen once a week. A list of 45 Monday puns.

Someone complimented my parking today. Its time to got to school But mom I dont want to go Give me two reasons. Dont call me later call me Dad. Its inappropriate to make a dad joke if youre not a dad.

Get more funny puns for your next dad joke. Im slowly getting over it. Heres a list of lame dad jokes for you to try out on your friends. 100 Dad Jokes That MOMS Think Are Funny Scary Mommy.

Well we have compiled these hilarious one liner Monday jokes for you to enjoy. What do you call a fake noodle. If these Monday jokes arent enough to get you. Once a week is more than enough.

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